HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Did you know that you are still a human mortal?
AND FIRST, A MESSAGE!
Dear Mortal,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope you have an EPIC day!
Love,
Your favourite (and only) son.
Thank you for reading the message.
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR!
And now for...
SNAIL BOB!
THANKS FOR READING!