Happy Birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Did you know that you are still a human mortal?

AND FIRST, A MESSAGE!

Dear Mortal,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I hope you have an EPIC day!
Love,
Your favourite (and only) son.

Thank you for reading the message.

BUT WAIT, THERE'S MOAR!







And now for...

SNAIL BOB!

THANKS FOR READING!